Getting on Harold Night feels great. I am ridiculously excited to do great work with my new team on the stage that first made me feel like maybe I could be a professional comedian one day if I took UCB…
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Why We Broke Up – Thursday, 4/11 at 6:30 at UCB
Why We Broke Up is Thursday at 6:30 at UCB Chelsea. Why We Broke Up is about the end of a relationship, and trying to pick up the pieces post-mortem and figure out where exactly it went wrong, and why…
Top Ten Favorite Simpsons Episodes
Probably the hardest list in the world. This is probably wrong, and I’m leaving out so many favorites. 10. Homer At The Bat (Season 3) – the best use of guest stars playing themselves ever. This is how you do…
The Ultimate They Might Be Giants – 20 Essential Songs
20 songs. Just 20 songs to encapsulate a career that spans three decades. 20 songs to sum up They Might Be Giants, simultaneously the most underrated and prolific band of our generation, and possibly all time. I took up this…
Top 10 Favorite Female Voices
10. Eleanor Friedberger 9. Kori Gardner 8. Joanna Newsom 7. Maria Taylor 6. Jenny Lewis 5. Tori Amos 4. Liz Phair 3. Haley Dekle 2. Amber Coffman 1. Neko Case
Get Rich Quick: Overnight: Now! Thursday, Jan. 31st at 6:30 pm at the UCB Theater
I am going to talk about this show out of the character of the characters in this show. Sal Gentile and I have been working on this show for the past several months. We wrote a ton of sketches for…
Transcript of General Douglas MacArthur’s Farewell Address To West Point – May 12, 1962
I wrote this thing a while ago, maybe it’s still funny? ** General MacArthur takes the stage to a standing ovation and thunderous applause General Westmoreland, General Groves, distinguished guests, and gentlemen of the Corps. As I was leaving the…
Ronda Rousey
I admire Ronda Rousey. Ronda Rousey is the first female fighter in UFC history. I know a lot of people don’t like UFC, or the sport of mixed martial arts in general, because it is violent, or because it’s boring,…
2012 Year In Review
In rough/non-chronological order, leaving out a lot of things: Went to North Carolina with Fun Fun Fun, a very good improv team comprised of all my very good friends Auditioned for a team, did not get a callback, felt silly…
Danny Disaster: a Novel
After four years of on and off work, my first novel is available to purchase on Amazon. This is bitter sweet. I am putting this thing into the world, where it may be freely mocked and criticized, after it being…