http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSn5QuL6fYU This is such a simple sketch, but it’s hilarious. You don’t have to have a brilliant premise to write brilliant sketches – you just have to commit.
Monthly Archives: September 2010
Justin Bieber Is A Pedophile
Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile Nailed it.
Del Close Interview
this is that thing I like
Self-Indulgent Thing About Why I Love Improv
I first saw an ASSSCAT show in 2004. It was recommended to me by a friend of a friend – I went because I loved the UCB tv show, and was expecting something as funny as that, but like Whose…
Exorcise
(Narrator, Satan, Priest) [OPEN ON: CATHOLIC CHURCH, INTERIOR. FAT PRIEST PERFORMS EXORCISM ON GIRL] NARRATOR (V.O.) Are you an out of shape exorcist? When you rebuke the devil, does he mock your love handles? [SATAN LEAVES GIRL] SATAN Curse you,…
How To Get A Blowjob Class
(Harold, Marc, Jason, Richard) [OPEN ON: BLOWJOB CLASS, INTERIOR. HAROLD AND MARC ADDRESS ALL MALE CLASSROOM] HAROLD Alright dudes, thanks to equal opportunity laws and my petitions to the Adult Learning Annex, I’d like to welcome you to the first…
The Nostalgia Project
(Dr. Foster, Mozart, Paul Mccartney, Newsie, Chuck Palahniuk, Barry Bonds, Abe Lincoln, Hannibal) [OPEN ON: LABORATORY, INTERIOR. IT'S THE FUTURE] DR. FOSTER If you are watching this video, you have been chosen to participate in the Nostalgia Project. I’m Dr.…
After Hours MMA
(Old Woman, Brendon) [OPEN ON: BANK LOBBY, INTERIOR. BREDNON, DRESSED IN MMA GEAR, WAITS WHILE AN OLD WOMAN WITHDRAWS MONEY] OLD WOMAN I’ll take two thousand in singles, please. [THE LINE IS ENRAGED AND LOOKS TO BRENDON TO DO SOMETHING]…
Fred Willard Is The Best
Welcome Freshmen from Fred Willard
Peter Von Pitts
(Peter Von Pitts) [OPEN ON: ACTING CLASS, INTERIOR. PETER VON PITTS ENTERS] PETER VON PITTS If you think I am here to teach acting, leave now. [THE ENTIRE CLASS LEAVES] PETER VON PITTS (CONT’D) I have whittled out the failures…