I found out Secret Man Group had been accepted for the Del Close Marathon. Last Marathon, I was in a 201 class at UCB, and all improvisation at the theatre looked like magic to me. Not every show was “good…
Monthly Archives: May 2010
Do Some Work On My Subaru, Stephen Hawking!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1269288/STEPHEN-HAWKING-How-build-time-machine.html If you travel super close to the speed of light, you can travel about one year per day! Here’s a joke about gas mileage on my Subaru! Man, if only my Subaru could get that kind of gas mileage!…
Summer Sex
Summer Sex sex in summertime colder somehow chasing your skin your salt your collision of sweat and new-formed acne grabbing stomach fat and oiled hair and comforters so thick and wool and stained the mattress and the plastered walls absorb…
The Morrissey Moment
The Morrissey Moment “You deserve your Morrissey moment,” I said, handing her tulips to throw at her reflection. “It feels disingenuous without a crowd,” she said. “I’m watching,” I said. “One person is not a crowd,” she said. She tore…
Breaking Bad on ABC
Why? – Rubber Traits
Why? is one of the best bands nobody really knows about. Like The Glands, Why? is quirky, catchy, clever, and fun- think They Might Be Giants for suburban hipsters. Also, I just realized all the bands I like look exactly…
The Megaman Movie
http://screwattack.com/videos/Mega-Man-The-Fan-Film-Coming-Soon Some dudes just up and made a Megaman movie. It looks silly as hell, but I’m impressed with the quality from the trailer. I wonder how much that CGI robot cost.
McAlmont & Butler – Different Strokes
This is just a super catchy good time R&B fest. Here’s the studio track too. http://www/matthewbriancohen.com/blog/music/03%20-%20McAlmont%20&%20Butler%20-%20Different%20Strokes%20-%20Bring%20It%20Back.mp3
Serious Seinfeld
See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. This reminds me of how dark Seinfeld was, yet it still was a huge commercial success. Lesson: people will do whatever you want them to do if you are smart enough.
The Awkward Stage – The Morons Are Winning
This is a great little rock song. It’s got that nerds taking over the school vibe that Weezer has, but it’s sonically softer and gentler. I love all the changes it goes through, paying tribute to 50′s, 70′s, and 90′s…